Apologies

So Tom Cruise finally apologized to Brook Shields for his criticism of her using anti-depressants. Mel Gibson apologized to the officers for his belligerent behavior. Even Forbes apologized for their outrageous article about men not marrying career women. In honor of all the apologies lately. I have thought of some things for which I would like an apology.

Here are some heinous romance covers for starters.





Why yes, those are pink pompoms in my hair. They're all the rage! I think he's wearing more eye shadow than she is and god please save me from that random fire coming out of her ass. Did I mention his Adam's family hair. And where is her left leg? It's freaking me out.



Where to start? All that eyeshadow makes her look likes she going to hurl or maybe it's just Fabio. I know he makes me want to spew. I totally don't understand the shirt tucked into the over-sized belt. "Ooh wait, let me tuck in my billowing unbuttoned shirt!" Just take the damn thing off or button up dumb ass.



Look at her ostrich neck...Jeez, circus freak. "Hey big boy I'll show you some sword swallowing."



Uhh, Is he crying? Is it because his head is on his right shoulder? Damn that's creepy. I think he's missing his fingertips too.



"Hey dessicated zombie guy, I'm your weeping willow oasis.. save me from the desert electrical storm thingy."



Two words...Man titty!